joolsandnigel said: I CAN’T WAIT TO LISTEN TO THIS LATER. SAVING IT.

You’re the best buddy

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hariboo:

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misterracoon:

roachpatrol:

I am desperately sitting here going “latino wizards give…

#goddamn yes #that last part #'the world only begins and ends with straight white christians if you don't bother looking any farther than that #and too many people don’t and i am tired tired tired’ #i keep quiet on my severe dislike of harry potter because i know how much it means to 99% of y’all. #and i really don’t want to be a dick because hey if you love it that’s great! enjoy! #but a major reason i can’t stand harry potter is that it’s lauded as one of the greatest works of literature ever. #as a fact too #and people always talk about how progressive it is #and how it’s such a great metaphor on racial issues and cleansing and stuff #and i could never ever get behind that because we don’t need metaphors when there is reality #and i remember being in middle school and reading the latest harry potter book #because that’s how fucking old i am - i read them as they came out #and i remember distinctly thinking….but there’s no one like me in the book. #and it bummed me out. #i kept reading it because it’s fun and all.#but i was a middle schooler who suddenly was taken out of the story #a story about fucking magical shit like come on #because i suddenly became acutely aware that no one like me was in the book and would never be in the book.#and like i’m asked to suspend belief and assume there’s a world with magic. #but white people can’t suspend belief and have a world with minorities in it. #because lol minorities and magic that’s just crazy. #when the real magic is deceiving yourself into thinking that all great literature just happens to originate from and be set in the western d#eveloped world. #apparently i have a lot of thoughts #also wtf supposedly voldemort is supposed to be like the most evil thing to ever evil #and yet his evil is contained to the uk? #and only people in the uk (or france or that other token european country they would throw in) would ever care? #either voldemort wasn’t that bad or yet again they forgot the rest of the world fucking exists

joolsandnigel:

This is how we talk to each other now. I miss her so goddamn much.

I JUST POSTED THIS SAME FUCKING SCREEN CAP 

joolsandnigel:

This is how we talk to each other now. I miss her so goddamn much.

I JUST POSTED THIS SAME FUCKING SCREEN CAP 

joolsandnigel:

As runk as I amrghight now (and it is prtty funkicn gdrunk if i just istened to that stupid mashup of bubba sparks and little mermamdi like five times in a row), i’d just like to say that i’m so proud of mysfle ecause I got into LAL THREE SCHOOLS that i pplied to and they’re all great and go mne go team.

go team. goodniht.

Go team! (now go to sleep buddy)

joolsandnigel:

Let’s all take a moment to congratulate Brynn because she’s going to Sarah Lawrence in the fall!!! AW YEAH.

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thanks boo! Rocio is the best!

…just as I bail on swimming because of the snow. Now I feel bad.

don’t feel bad! it’s cold as balls out there! you could have caught a cold!

joolsandnigel asked
Dude - Scout is so precious. Watching her sleep on the bed is adorable. And you're right - she seriously mellows out. Overall I'd say she's chill. I think it really is when a new person walks in that she gets all hopped up on life, but hanging out all weekend, she's been mostly calm.

Yay! I’m glad you got to see mellow Scout (it’s my preferred pup) (granted, mellow Scout is when there’s the most grabbing of her face and singing TLC, but it all works out). And thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

joolsandnigel:

I debated whether or not to post about this, but fuck it, I’m proud of myself ….

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All the awards to Rocio! Get it girl get it! You can do it!

joolsandnigel:

OH HEY so I was just stuck in an elevator as it went up and down repeatedly without stopping and the emergency team had to talk me through the process of resetting the elevator from within, and there is a high chance I may never ride an elevator again.

That is, until I’m too lazy to walk up the stairs.

BUT STILL.

THAT WAS FUCKING TERRIFYING. THANKS, DENVER, GREAT JOB ON BEING AN AMAZING LIFE EXPERIENCE FOR ME.

Oh good lord. Glad you’re ok Brocio.

(I’m now taking the stairs any and every time I come to visit.)